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Maximum Carnage

by Closet Nerd

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Walk in the room it's all eyes on me
Murmurs in the crowd like "who is he"
You don't recognize the bearded freak
The C-R-Y Mr. Ass squeezy
It's okay cuz i brush it off
Now please just turn your head and cough
Choreographed like Baryshnikov
Fresh out the oven coolin off
Down with the sickness like i'm disturbed
Waitin for all my meds to work
Gettin so pissed givin everyone the bird
You never heard a man get so absurd
You don't fool me by actin hard
I'm the man gone full retard
Burn you off like bacon lard
Then swipe your ass like a bank card
Make like my daddy and bounce
Fuck the roof i raise the house
Fuck the roof i raise the house
Buffalo bill in a brand new tux
Made of human flesh with matching socks
An emblem of a death head moth
My girl's hannibal cuz she chops me up
Eyes peeled back like a man from Saigon
These are the tracks your life relies on
Built myself to become an icon
And make you laugh like monty python
Need for speed while i'm underground
Got the keys to let you out
It's such a breeze to impress you now
I do these things without knowing how
I can close my eyes and levitate
While my coffee percolates
Have no fear there's no escape
Gotta have melons but you only got grapes
Make like my daddy and bounce
Fuck the roof i raise the house
Fuck the roof i raise the house
Doin my chores takin out the garbage
Call me venom this is maximum carnage
A silver bullet never tarnished
Got a skill you can never harness
Use the force, sweep the leg
Lean like a pirate on your peg
Judo chop to crack an egg
A fuse burning towards a powder keg
The more you know is half the battle
Bang your head let the loose screws rattle
Like a horse with no saddle
Small ass dick that the bitches straddle
I can be who you love to hate
I can break your mind when you concentrate
I'm in your girl's when she masturbates
When it comes to this i take the cake
Make like my daddy and bounce
Fuck the roof i raise the house
Fuck the roof i raise the house

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